Raegan was talking to herself...playing something...and this is how it went:
EVAN: "Rae, are you talking to me?"
EVAN: "Who'er you talking to...your friend?"
EVAN: "A honey?"
EVAN: "But...a gwirl (girl)...a honey...is not there?!"
Evan was so confused...she was talking, but nobody was there...not a girl (which is most commonly called a 'honey'...apparently) not a boy...nobody. And she made it clear she wasn't talking to him either. It was pretty classic.
Raegan can't get her helmet on...and this is how it went:
I asked: "What's goin' on...did your head grow?!
Raegan replied...in a frustrated manner: "I DON'T KNOW...I'm not upposed to be like a girrafe!"
[head...neck...its all the same]
This one is good. So, we are at Shawn's practice, just running around, and Rae sits down by me...and rips a big one. We laugh. Then she starts to tell me about a girl who tooted real loud in her class. She was laughing so hard telling me this, so I was laughing too.
I thought it was so funny that SHE thought it was funny...when do they realize that's embarrassing.
So...I asked her in laughter...if she ever toots loud in class.
Her mouth dropped open, and she said 'NO! I hold it in then it goes gone.'
I was dying at this point. We were both laughing. Hard. I know...immature. But it was hilarious. So, I kept it going and asked her, 'where did it go?'
She stops laughing and says...'magic.'
WOW. So funny.